So the Lady Gaga song is stuck in my head now, but not for the repetitive pleading for a bad relationship with a sucky guy with a sick baby. Its the part where she desperately screams : "I dont wanna be friends!!" It comes from me being sick to death of guys that are involved already; kids, wife, girlfriend, whatever... the whole kit and kaboodle, and then have the gall to request me as a friend on Facebook or Myspace. Now, granted, some guys DO genuinely know me from before I was married and DO just want to be friends. Here's the thing. I DONT. I dont need any more "friends". Its not like theyre gonna call me, go out or chat, because they have a chick for that already. Its not like we're gonna be BFF's and theyre gonna be there for me when I need a shoulder or an ear.. or whatever other body part I may need..lol.. so what is the point??! Its frustrating!! Take these examples:
Exhibit A:
Excuse to 'friend' me: Friend of a friend of mine from highschool.
Cool points: Great personality, great looking, great manners and swag! Yay!
Boo: Totally has a girlfriend and is disrespectful enough to put "its complicated" as his status, yet he's totally open to jumping into the sack with me. UGH!!
Exhibit B:
Excuse to 'friend' me: High school acquaintance
Cool points: great looking, sends me a message about how beautiful I am and how he'd love to catch up.Yay!
Boo: Has four kids and is currently "happily married" with a chick who is also on facebook, smiling; completely unaware of her husbands activities. UGH!!!
Exhibit C:
Excuse to know me: Old College buddy of mine
Cool points: Made it big doing Network marketing and got swagger coming out the ears. Yay!
Boo: 98% of his facebook friends are women, and they all "Love" him, publicly, on his page. Not to mention, all his pics are of him and some random chick. And he doesnt even speak after he "friends" me. He just adds me to his collection like I'm a freaking groupie. UGH!!
I know, I know. It is way too soon for me and TRUST I'm not looking for anything serious. But DUDE! Why am I attracting all the fair-weather douchebags who either have what they want and want a 'soda on the side' or those that want it all- me included? I'm not naked in my pics, and I dont hide the fact that I have kids. What is the deal? I'm smart, educated, sexy and fun. Why cant I find a guy to JUST kick it with, friends with a serious relationship at least POSSIBLE?
I dont even care about whether the man has kids- just dont still have their mama on the FB page like she's still your main squeeze you know? That just smells like drama to me! Sounds like chica doesnt know she's not numero uno anymore! What makes men think that you're not judging the way they act with the current chick as a guideline to how they will act with YOU? I dont even know how to be a side chick.. and I dont intend to become one. EVER. I may keep a few toys, but the idea is for them to be free and clear - not sealed and signed.
Bottom line - Men, keep your nose clean. Stop being assholery and be faithful or get single. Pretty cut and dry. I dont want to be friends with someone who is really looking for a cuddlebuddy. I want a real friend. If you have no intentions of being that, then DONT friend me. I'm not your friend!
Oh well. Just a rant. Back to your cereal kids, nothing more to see here.
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